A standing field log of reported Mitch McConnell sightings — 17 positions on record, wherever they were filed. The log below carries 17 of them across 2 states, each one with fixed coordinates, a photograph where one was obtained, and the report filed by the member who logged it. Reports do not expire and are not edited after filing.
Open the live sightings map — every position on record, including the ones filed since this page was written. No account is needed to read the log; filing a report needs a (free) account.
Where is Mitch McConnell?
Not established. What follows is where he has been reported, which is a different question and the only one this log attempts to answer. Positions are held indefinitely; an entry stays on the map until it is withdrawn, and none has been.
Reporting standards
Every entry records the coordinates it was filed at and the date it was filed. Photographic evidence is attached where the member obtained any; quality varies and is not a criterion. Positions are public places only — no residence and no medical facility appears on this log, on any report, ever. Entries are not withdrawn for being implausible.
Range
The log is not restricted to Kentucky, and has not been for some time — the states below are simply the ones members have filed from so far. Reports are accepted from anywhere; the Kentucky concentration reflects where the log was opened, not the limit of his range. If you have seen him, file it where you saw him.
To file: open Endiavo, then Endeavors › New + › Mitch Sighting. Drop the pin where the sighting occurred, attach your photograph, and write it up. A free account is required; sightings are open to every verified member.
The log
Kentucky (13)
Kentucky State Capitol, Frankfort
Subject observed motionless on the steps for 40 minutes. Witnesses disagree on whether it moved. Photo attached is mostly thumb.
Frankfort, Kentucky · 38.1867, -84.8754
Churchill Downs, Louisville
Seen near the paddock. Did not blink for the duration of the second race. Left no tracks.
Louisville, Kentucky · 38.2023, -85.7708
Rupp Arena, Lexington
Concession-stand sighting, upper concourse. Appeared to be waiting for something. Still waiting.
Lexington, Kentucky · 38.0494, -84.5024
Louisville Zoo
Reported inside the reptile house. Staff say the enclosure was already occupied. Unverified.
Louisville, Kentucky · 38.2052, -85.7053
Feeders Supply, Shelbyville Road, Louisville
Sighted near the heat lamps. Investigators note the subject appeared 'well basked'.
Louisville, Kentucky · 38.2499, -85.6292
Whitley County Welcome Center, I-75 North
Border sighting, northbound rest area, mile marker unclear. Subject was facing Tennessee and did not appear to be leaving. Brochure rack undisturbed.
Whitley County, Kentucky · 36.6160, -84.1053
National Quilt Museum, Paducah
Far-western sighting. Docent reports the subject stood before a single quilt for the length of a guided tour. The quilt has not commented.
Paducah, Kentucky · 37.0893, -88.5972
Appalachian Wireless Arena, Pikeville
Eastern Kentucky sighting, concourse level. Witnesses agree it was there. Witnesses disagree about everything else.
Pikeville, Kentucky · 37.4778, -82.5172
Mammoth Cave National Park
Deep-cave sighting, no flash. Guide reports the subject 'went quiet' near the Rotunda and had to be led out. Classic cryptid behaviour.
Mammoth Cave National Park, Kentucky · 37.1842, -86.1230
Kentucky Horse Park, Lexington
Photographed at distance beside the fence line. Experts remain divided on which one is the horse.
Lexington, Kentucky · 38.1550, -84.5177
Newport Aquarium
Shell-adjacent sighting near the turtle tank. Subject reportedly did not acknowledge the turtles. The turtles reportedly acknowledged the subject.
Newport, Kentucky · 39.0944, -84.4977
PetSmart, Louisville
Aquatics aisle. Lingered by the tank filters. Store staff describe the encounter as 'slow'.
Louisville, Kentucky · 38.1397, -85.6773
PetSmart, Hamburg Pavilion, Lexington
Reptile section, 40 minutes. Left without purchasing. Left without moving much either.
Lexington, Kentucky · 38.0222, -84.4180
Georgia (4)
Macon-Bibb County
Spotted at the Hibachi table with 2 gnomes operating his limbs. unsure if there is light in those eyes.
Macon-Bibb County, Georgia · 32.8825, -83.7663
Houston County
He slunk into the pond at the end of our street. His flesh was peeling but his shell looks as sparkly as ever.
Houston County, Georgia · 32.5670, -83.6217
Tybee Island
Floating in the Atlantic
Tybee Island, Georgia · 31.9951, -80.8483
Fort Valley
Sad creature not moving around much...
Fort Valley, Georgia · 32.5584, -83.8862
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About this log
Endiavo is a live map of real events and meetups. Mitch Sightings is a running joke on it — members log Bigfoot-style “sightings” of the senator, blurry photo and straight-faced field report included. It is satire. None of it is reporting, none of it is sourced, and nothing here is a claim about where any real person has actually been.
